And the Birthday Boy is -

BENJI !!!

He, the brother of Sar-ha, is the one who taught me humour, irony and modesty when it comes down to the English language, by heartily laughing at me whenever I mispronounced a word, or made a grammatical mistake.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he's the super-hero of all that is au pair, he's your dream catcher, your dream reader and good friend. He's Benjamin Simoff, the next Tiger Woods, the innovative little genius with a heart of gold!

If it wasn't for you (and the rest of the family) I might just be one of those people who actually believe charmers telling them that they don't have a very heavy, heartfelt German (or whatever) accent.

To your 16th birthday I wish you all the best, may you always find a place amongst decent people.

Your "cousin" the ZaanyZan